Celebrities are whom we look to when we need the latest ideas about trends, be it fashion, beauty or makeup. However, under no circumstances should you take notes from the following celebrity looks – unless you want to be arrested for jarring our vision!
In no particular order, let us see some of the worst celebrity makeup that has been flaunted in the name of…well, makeup!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Amy Childs
Tip for Amy: Unless you want to be mistaken for a peacock or worst still mistaken by a peacock to be its kind, stay away from painting your eyelid in rainbow colours. And, under no circumstances should you powder your under eyes so much that anything looks better than the white patch left behind – even dark circles!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: AnnaLynne McCord
Tip for AnnaLynne: No! White racoon eyes don’t suit you, or for that matter anyone, so throw away that powder!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Christina Aguilera
Tip for Christina: You are a pretty girl, then why on earth do you want to look like a drag queen Xtina? Please tone down that makeup, and while you are at it – perhaps you could darken your eyebrows a bit. They seem to have disappeared!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Jennifer Lopez
Tip for Jennifer: Jlo – we love you! Yes that’s reason enough why you shouldn’t scare us away with your “I am a vampire” makeup, unless of course it is Halloween!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Jessica Wild
Tip for Jessica: Umm, ok, well – am I seeing what I am actually seeing? Is it me or it is true – because if what I am seeing is true then I seriously don’t want to say anything! I wouldn’t know where to start from – the ghastly lenses or in your face badly applied false eyelashes or weird lip lines or…ok let us just stop here because that face is completely sketched and painted on!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Lindsay Lohan
Tip for Lindsay: We understand you were desperately trying to look older because people usually don’t take you seriously – but applying makeup just so that you look 50 may not be the best makeup move! In fact, it is like a shame in the name of makeup.
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Nicole Kidman
Tip for Nicole: Considering that you are an A list actress, and on top of the Hollywood food chain – it is shocking that you do not have access to a mirror! Next time you step out, at least give your face a glance even if you have a fleet of only the best beauticians and makeup artists on your beck and call, because it seems they are not doing their job well. Clearly visible dried up powder/foundation never really was or will be the greatest thing to sport on your face!
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Paris Hilton
Tip for Paris: Paris Darling, shine is good we agree but not when your face starts to look like a mirror and we can see our own reflection on it. Please exercise more caution next time while using a face highlighter.
Worst Celebrity Makeup: Taylor Momsen
Tip for Taylor: Yes, we know that you love Goth makeup but we would like to see the pretty face hidden underneath once in a while.
Worst Celebrity Makeup: UltraMi
Tip for UltraMi: With makeup like that, there is only one thing you will be mistaken for – a wax mannequin and not necessarily a celebrity one from Madame Tussauds! And, if that’s not your real motive then lose the garish eye makeup as soon as you can!
I don’t know who should top this list of worst celebrity makeup, but readers – the last thing you should do is take, or for that matter not take, any tips from the very queer makeup seen on this page.
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